INCOMING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to explode down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with vile porn. These bastards are trying to trick you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be super cautious. Don't click on any images in these emails, and block them immediately. Be smart!